Hello. You may not know this,but our proud nation is slowly being taken over by these people I like to call "pirates".
Not much is known about these "pirates",but I am sure (frome storys I've heard) they are a vile and hostile people,trying to change our beliefs,our way of life and corrupt your childrend.
As you know,the SupremeKage elections are comming up soon and I'm one of the leading candidates.
As SK I will bring a better health system,better academies and a long list of otherstuff I probably won't do?.
I'm too lazy to continue writing so I'll end this quickly.

If you don't vote for Tobi,YOU must be a pirate.

(Sponsored by Illuminati,satan,Homer simpson and Eye of the moon plan).

He must be a communist

Oh no no,there's no communists in the Ninja world. Only nazis.

I would never be sponsored by filthy pirates. Trust me,if you vote for me ,I'll make sure they are burned in huge chambers.

Pirates have devil fruit and haki. They are cool in my book.