Yes, I have a really serious complaint to make. My peas and mashed potatoes weren't separated, as I had specifically ordered, but rather they were mixed. Everyone knows I don't like it when my foods touch, and I found this incident very... displeasing, to say the least. Therefore, I did NOT eat either and was unable to consume a sufficient amount of vegetables today. I am now experiencing chronic constipation and haven't been able to leave the house all day causing me to miss my mother's funeral. None of this would have happened if you had just kept my foods separated. I'll have you know that your manager will be most certainly be hearing about this.
-Random Angry Customer